Curse you pretzel M&Ms the very sight of you makes my mouth drool. How dare you haunt me with your delicious flavor. I am trying to behave and you are constantly making me crave your crunch and your unique combination of salty sweet. If you love me, you will let me go. From this day forward I am eliminating you from my life. No more secret trips to the candy bowl for me. No more convincing my son to grab me one too when he gives in to your temptation. Thank you for the good times but our relationship has taken an unhealthy turn. I am officially breaking up with you.
Well considering you encouraged pretzel M&M's to cheat on you with me, I'd say your relationship was already over.
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